Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Linkety-link!

*ROTFLMAO*

*howls*

OMG! You guys HAVE to read it *rotfl* It's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Of course I'm getting the Legolas MK II *ROTFL* THough I'm thinking the Legolas MK III, ROTK version, would probably be more worth my money since it'd likely come with Aragorn MK III, elf-lover version, free. XD XD XD

My favourite bits:

Weight: Negligible (as shown in tests on snow)

Illumination: Faintly glowing skin is a standard feature of the wood-elf model. Make the most of this attribute by using your LEGOLAS as a night-light in your child�s bedroom.

*** CAUTION *** Your LEGOLAS is a fully functional male wood-elf and is capable of providing many other services around the home. However certain tasks should not be undertaken by owners who are in a stable relationship with another human. Improper use of a LEGOLAS by such owners can result in permanent damage to marital contentment and the commencement of divorce proceedings.

*ROTFLMAO* That'd prolly be my only use for him. *ROTFL*

To ensure that your LEGOLAS remains in good working order, moving parts should be lubricated regularly.

Note: A detailed analysis of the correct lubrication of your LEGOLAS is beyond the scope of this manual. For more information, please refer to www.libraryofmoria.com.

*howls* This is bloody R(A). *ROTFL*

And under Troubleshooting,

Problem: Your Legolas has developed the habit of sliding down the stairs on a tea-tray.

Solution: This became a common problem with the Mk II LEGOLAS after the infamous �Battle of Helm�s Deep� upgrade in December 2002. The only solution is to confiscate his tea-tray.

*just dies laughing*

INSTALLATION : When you receive your LEGOLAS, unwrap him from his elven cloak by unpinning the brooch in the shape of a leaf. It is not necessary to remove any other garments at this stage.

i.e., he's nekkid, yeah? XD XD XD

Thanks to Alex for this verily hilarious link. *ROTFL*

And you might want to read the author's other Owner Manuals. *rotfl* She has a Will Turner and Aragorn one!! *ROTFLMAO* Oh my, she's the best thing after the Secret Diaries. *rotfl*

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