Thursday, June 26, 2003

And something funny to while away the time...

These are from test papers and essays submitted by kids:

"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

"The body consists of three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five -- a, e, i, o, and u."

"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."

"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."

"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

*ROTFL* I was laughing so hard at tfe branium one. XD XD XD

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